I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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