So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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