Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You took a bar mat shot.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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