i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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