Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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