Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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