lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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