do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he puts the penis in happiness.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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