apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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