fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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