I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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