please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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