You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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