I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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