i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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