Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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