im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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