addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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