You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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