ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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