So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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