it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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