It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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