Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Randomize
