If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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