Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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