Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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