I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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