Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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