I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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