why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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