my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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