there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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