hotel room ftw
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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