so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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