god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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