when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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