It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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