She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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