I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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