I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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