the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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