i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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