they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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