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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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