Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something