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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.

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  You suck.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i just sold back the books i vomitted on

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• (310): View more from California

  i fucked a milf yesterday.

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  i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.

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• (408): View more from California

  Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.

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  I told you to check, dude

  (904): View more from Florida

  Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.

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