but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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