Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...