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  I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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• (925): View more from California

  So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf

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• (626): View more from California

  The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.

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