I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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