don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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