I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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