went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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