And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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