My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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